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THE HOLY MORTAR ROUND - of Antioch is on it's way




THE COUNT - Could Easily Kick Edward Cullen's Ass.


TAGS: the count twilight edward bella
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by juelsk93

Sho - July 4, 2010, 7:27 pm
Lol that comment gets a 5L from me xD
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:16 pm
One... ha ha ha one lion! Ha ha ha ha!


BAT COUNTRY - WE CAN'T STOP HERE


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by scott

Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a fucktard my friend.


Pow! -


TAGS: the count edward beatdown twilight
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

faqo - December 10, 2015, 10:03 pm
REALLY sayin that edward is super strong and the count is controled by a human hand i mean its unreal edward would break not only the hand but the human to
faqo - December 2, 2015, 11:53 pm
SHUT UP!!!!!! (i haz a crush on edward)
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:05 pm
When a purple muppet does a better job of being a vampire than your OC...it's time to rethink your life.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:09 pm
vampires should only sparkle when they're on fire.
bigsouthfork - May 2, 2013, 11:03 pm
Take that you sparking bastard!


THE SACRIFICE -


TAGS: sacrifice duty honor country military
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:55 pm
"Heroes"; IN the hearts... sigh... the sacrifice of English


DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.


TAGS: france life luck live country
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 10:51 pm
You could always find a translated version on the almighty Google.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
le grill?? what the hell is le grill??!!


PARENTING - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: lion mountain encounter if you
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 9:54 pm
Thx Appreciate it
Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 8:33 pm
Good for a first one. Because LMFAO! Hope you make more great ones and welcome to Motifake.
EternalEye622 - August 25, 2012, 10:18 am
Hey guys this is my first motifake hope you enjoy :)


FORTUNATELY -


TAGS: lot of countries left
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 5:21 pm
Clever as hell.
aktarian - December 4, 2011, 12:18 pm
To say this is funny is no lie, Israel!
Ed-Hyde - November 5, 2010, 7:06 am
Airman, awesome captioning. First lul of the day. 5L
panic8 - November 4, 2010, 7:54 pm
Good... German(y), Bavaria(n) and Suebia(n) make not even a bad pun!


MOLESTING A BUTTERFLY - It is illegal to molest a butterfly. Molest refers not only to what you're thinking you sicko.


TAGS: it is illegal to molest a butterfly in pacific grove ca why does the rest of the country allow this atrocity
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Cubbybear - April 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
As a child I molested a lot of butterflies...I'm 88% cured
MrRandom - April 10, 2010, 2:19 pm
Truly some sick and disgusting folks in the world. Thankfully, motifake keeps about 80% of them from running amok.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:08 pm
what is wrong with some people
sickartist - April 10, 2010, 8:21 am
It's illegal in Arizona to molest a cactus also. 5L


WE WERE SOLDIERS -


TAGS: courage duty honor country military
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:21 pm
Thank you for your service.


COUNTRYSIDES - They make me wanna take the long way home.


TAGS: rodney atkins song beautiful countryside
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Uthon

carebear - March 29, 2012, 1:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)


COUNT VON COUNT -




BLESSINGS -


TAGS: blessings count them while you have them
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - December 6, 2015, 6:13 pm

If you find it, link it
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:55 pm
There's another picture floating around here of an old man sitting on the leftmost end of a bench alone. I wonder if they'd combine well?


18, 19, 20, 21, 22.... -




WAR - No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. General George S. Patton (1885-1945)


TAGS: war death dumb country patton
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by suzieq

rerun - September 22, 2012, 7:10 pm

@thesun...this is a comedy/satire site. Nobody here is intentionally, they are just having fun
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
aw please be nice :)
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:56 am
Suuure...you say that while you're winning. ;) And I have done 6 since, though most've been ripped to shreds. :/
suzieq - January 31, 2012, 9:56 am
oh OK... I didn't mean 'get out of it' completely, just change the subject every now and then. There is plenty of fun military stuff to do :) this is not a contest you know, just fun and games :)
djrcreative - January 31, 2012, 12:58 am
"Get out of the military stuff !!!" ;P What, so you can stand a chance? LOL!
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:46 am
thanks for the 5L, my friend. why hypocrite ?
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:54 am
Hypocrite. ;P 5LOL!
Verdeckt - January 30, 2012, 2:07 am
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well


3RD WORLD COUNTRIES - The punishment for crossing a red light is not as thrilling as the punishment for jaywalking


TAGS: 3rd world countries plane car
Rating: 4.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 16, 2013, 2:27 pm
What is the punishment?
blackblaze - April 8, 2011, 6:27 am
not jaywalking ... jay OMG AN AIRPLANE


EDWARD CULLEN - Can't even compare to this amount of swag.




ADVERTISING - Makes stupid people buy things.




COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes


TAGS: country wisdom learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.75/5

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Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


A DILEMMA -


TAGS: the final countdown wwii
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - September 29, 2015, 7:37 am
You whip out your 'future iPhone' call Obama who tells you to stand down because he has drawn a line in the sand and those pesky Japs wouldn't dare attack now.
GySgt1811 - April 27, 2011, 8:34 am
(Oh, snap! I don't read tags either.)
champ99 - April 26, 2011, 11:57 pm
How many South Americans make a Brazillion?
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:43 pm
And finally, you submit a patent to the patent office for Velcro, and retire as a bazillionaire =)
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:42 pm
First, you radio to Pearl and let them know what's coming. Secondly, you wait for the Zeros to leave the deck, then you sink the Japanese carriers. Thirdly, you get your own bird in the air for a good ol fashioned turkey shoot.
champ99 - April 26, 2011, 7:29 pm
Nuke them since we already will anyway. Hows that for a paradox?
MPsniper - April 26, 2011, 7:26 pm
i remember seeing that winner in the theater.... and wasnt it the Nimitz?
Airman - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
yes Gunny.. that's in the tags. But what would YOU do
GySgt1811 - April 26, 2011, 6:47 pm
Make a movie?


YOU NEED TO CALL IT -


TAGS: call it no country for old men anton
Rating: 2.9/5

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Shara - September 3, 2009, 6:16 pm
OMG! It's Courtney Love!!!


CANADA -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country
Rating: 3.19/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:34 am
LOL @ Aggy
agdaniele - April 16, 2009, 7:28 pm
The target area is only 2 meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port...


YES - you can indeed silence a shotgun


TAGS: anton chigurh no country for old men shotgun badass
Rating: 2.35/5
Xazax - November 15, 2008, 9:36 pm
Not if your shooting Shot. A Slug is just a very big bullet, shot is the typical shotgun spread,
Escher - October 18, 2008, 10:49 pm
No, you can silence them but not quite as good as in the movie...but you CAN silence them.
Charles - September 20, 2008, 9:05 pm
By not shooting it.


COUNTRY GIRLS MAKE ME SAY GIDDY-UP! -


TAGS: denise milani country girls giddy up silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 11, 2013, 9:04 am
Well, I don’t know about Sly, but it wasn’t the screen (I’m a dog, therefore I can)…oh, and before, during, and after. Actually, whenever I want, wherever I want….a-l-l-l-l the time.
ipaprime - March 11, 2013, 8:29 am
befor or after?
Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 5:01 pm

Licking the screen again? Don't feel bad, I do that too, everytime I see her.
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 12:09 pm
...and GIDDY-ON!! 5 LICKS
Sho - March 10, 2013, 12:05 pm
Cubby 5tyle!


WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING - Much like my ex-girlfriend.




ETHICAL DILEMMA -


TAGS: evil does it really count i m jewish
Rating: 4.81/5

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 7:36 pm
Only if you don't like bacon.


AUSSIE SLANG -


TAGS: australia language calendar country speak
Rating: 4.54/5

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mariand - November 17, 2011, 7:31 am
LOL...compensate with those who know your language and don't come to your country...


VAMPIRES - Are better counters than lovers.


TAGS: twilight is gay shit house the count from sesame street kicks ultimate ass
Rating: 3.68/5

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Kahoalii - October 14, 2011, 2:16 am
5, 5 Lions! AH AH AH!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:39 pm
5/5 for a GREAT catch


Yada, Yada, Yada -




CANADA -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country state event car
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by giulio

justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:27 am
I'm from canada and I lol'd
justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:26 am
I am from canada and I lol'd


GLORY HOLE -




EVERYTHING'S WEIRDER - In the bayou, swamp, marsh, wetland, or w/e you want to call it. Point is, Katrina country scares me sometimes. Louisiana...


TAGS: katrina country louisiana marsh swamp bayou hurricanes catfish gross weird food
Rating: 1.38/5

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Akyoyo - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
Not literally, you can refer to different parts of the U.S. as "X Country" in relation to something, like calling Texas "Bush Country" during his presidency (although the election moreso) .
TJ - April 28, 2009, 3:21 am
Louisiana - Now a country.
mackerel - January 2, 2009, 8:16 pm
Yum, yum, anusburger.


Country Girl -


TAGS: country girl plowed family farm
Rating: 4.7/5

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ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:17 pm
Plowing furrows! 5L.
spacedog - April 16, 2013, 9:33 pm
HA! 5L


REDNECKS - They don't play games.


TAGS: rednecks country knives
Rating: 3.75/5

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Winning - November 19, 2011, 11:46 pm
You're right. They have sex with their pets.


BOWL CUTS - They're killer


TAGS: hair movies no country for old men anton chigurh
Rating: 2.37/5

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Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 2:52 am
Both will drive you to murder...still 5/5
blackmamba - September 8, 2009, 2:23 am
so is pixelation


CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY... - It is highly unlikely that you'll ever be held accountable for the actions of your enemies.




THE SIMPLE LIFE - Why live your life sober When instead you could live your life like an Australian




COUNTRY MUSIC - Every Once In A While I Like To Listen To A Little Willie


TAGS: willie nelson little country music
Rating: 4.12/5

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Carnage - March 25, 2010, 7:58 pm
i lol'd


ABJECT FEAR -


TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!


MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...


TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks ass!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your ass! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing anal rape with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


FREEDOM ISN'T FREE - It costs more than blood and guts. Dying for a country is easy. Vigilance, care, and love of country are the real price. It is a price most refuse to pay.


TAGS: freedom voting price rights country
Rating: 3.44/5

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RonE - May 30, 2012, 5:15 pm
Like that? heh. All ya gotta do is stand there and catch a bullet: )
lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 11:33 am

Dying for a country EASY? Sweet leapin' Jesus...


THE COUNTDOWN - For HER, a lifelong dream is about to come true. For HIM, it's _____ days till the Funeral.




GAMING COMBINATION - Sometimes, you can't just decide which to play.




JAPAN - The only place on the planet where WTF and FTW mean the same thing!


TAGS: bash a country assignment
Rating: 4.26/5

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ICEMAN - March 19, 2010, 11:35 pm
5 insrcutables
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 9:47 pm
ROR, 5 WTFFTW's!


SPELLING NAZIS - They exist for a reason.


TAGS: the count
Rating: 4.16/5

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Treehodger - March 7, 2010, 8:06 pm
Nice catch, lol.


ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE ICEBERG -




TAX TIME -


TAGS: tax time poor poorer poorest money taxes pen paper accountant
Rating: 3.58/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 3:50 pm
hahaha... that's a good one ;)


DELETING FACEBOOK ACCOUNT ! -


TAGS: deleting facebook account social media
Rating: 2.09/5

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agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 10:16 pm
For your next stunt, master grammar.
Derek - August 11, 2010, 6:15 pm
How does one reach this legendary page? Million of enquiring minds wish to know!


WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BITTY BABY - My mama would rock me in the cradle in them old cotton fields back home; It was down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Texarkana, In them old cotton fields back home. . .


TAGS: star trek music songs country south kirk spock
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by okami

okami - October 29, 2009, 4:55 pm
Wha? Ya dunno the old-time songs we'd sing back out on the farm, back when we's slingin' dem cotton balls in th' burlap bags?
Anonymous2 - October 29, 2009, 4:32 pm
Pic unrelated... I think.


The Day After 9/11 -




Nice Shot, you little sh*t -


TAGS: kid in burnet county
Rating: 5/5

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tatespa - October 3, 2013, 1:36 pm
LOL!!! The antlers must have been the hardest to get through!!!
MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:37 am
Thanks Ugs...I 5L'd so hard I think I blew a stitch...oh doctor!


WAR HAS ITS UPS -


TAGS: war losing count taught myself
Rating: 4.26/5

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440wakeup - March 7, 2011, 10:05 am
Im watching the movie based on this right now Language of the enemy.
rerun - June 30, 2010, 12:30 am

go for it
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:21 pm

dude...i can't surf by this poster without stopping here. very powerful. rerun....you should take what you wrote and motifake it...or i will....warned.
rerun - June 28, 2010, 7:54 pm

mauril, this place is mostly for laughs, however a great demotivational poster stands on its own merits regardless of humor content or serious content
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:31 pm
De-Motivational Posters, Dont Have To Be Funny.
mauril0p - June 28, 2010, 4:52 pm
What happened to the "Not funny enought" rejection for this poster... Too much.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 5:18 am
I feel nauseated.
Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 9:28 am
What Hapened was that they where shot by israeli soldeirs .... not an explosion the father tried to creat a meatsheild but it didnt work..
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:01 am
It appears that a projectile of undetermined origin exploded near enough to this man and his son to not only create death and emotional pain, but a 4.22L poster.
TheBarnShark - June 26, 2010, 11:59 pm
I don't get it, what happened?
TheBarnShark - June 26, 2010, 11:58 pm
I don't get it, what happened?
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:45 pm
Hate is the child of fear, and it attaches itself to everything... religion, race, color, lifestyle... if you remove one thing, fear-based people will always find another reason to hate and blame.
Cubbybear - June 26, 2010, 9:33 pm
Without hate they would be no war.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
We Should write a book.
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:41 pm

I respect all faiths, even those that hate people of my faith. I just don't think hate is a worthy emotion. All faiths laugh, love and cry...all want the best for their family. Too bad we as a world society cannot love/hate based on the individual.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 2:08 pm
So True.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 12:22 pm
It's not so much a space issue as a faith issue.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
And For What, why cant ppl just understand that earth is big enough for all of us...
Reality Lord - June 26, 2010, 10:50 am

i remember seeing this on the news years back. still one of the most horrific things i could imagine. a father using his body as a meat shield in a futile attempt to save his son.
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 11:49 pm
They Treated Him Not As A casualty, but as an equal foe with respect, i was 11 yet for the first time walking next to that casket i wasn't scared...
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 11:48 pm
i remember when this happened, i was 11 and me and my grandma where visiting palestine, i remeber caryying there caskets and marching we carried them as heros even though he shed tears, the israeli soldears usually stop these things, not this time........
hootizz - June 25, 2010, 11:42 pm
Man this one really hurt's..!!, I'm the Father of 2 fantastic boys and the terror in that little guys eyes is horrific..!! War is so sick, twisted and pointless.., and the waste of life is unbeleivable.., with a tear in my eye 5L's man.., 5L's...
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 10:11 pm
Thanks Rerun, and TTH its hard to find the perfect dose but ill try ;)
rerun - June 25, 2010, 10:05 pm

very nice
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 9:53 pm
Almost too heavy, but very good.


SUPERMAN-PRIME - He'll kill you! He'll kill you to death!!!


TAGS: superman prime superman prime superboy crisis countdown linkara 52
Rating: 2.2/5

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Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 9:22 am
Talking about stating the obvious, this is it.


A Few Good Men -




One... One bite on her neck... Two -




SEQUENTIAL DAY 2010 -


TAGS: counting panic no cubby
Rating: 4.91/5

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freestyler - August 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
Ill see you guys 10-10-10 at 10 seconds and 10 minutes past 10
Anonymous2 - August 9, 2010, 3:05 pm
And the party's over! It started at 13 seconds past 11:12 a.m. local time. Man, I can't believe all that went on.
Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 2:45 pm
Nice!


Counting Calories -




50 - 50 Allegiance -


TAGS: country honor patriotism allegiance america
Rating: 4.33/5

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Greybeard - May 7, 2015, 10:27 pm
This new fad of Americans stomping on the flag makes me want to retch. These people should be given 1 way tickets to Iran, Sudan or Iraq. They would discover the value of our flag then...
Reality Lord - May 7, 2015, 5:17 pm

real real nice. "guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism."


KEEPING COUNT..?? - No no no.., that is how many Mosquito's I have squashed... Honestly my Darling you are my first...


TAGS: bed post keeping count
Rating: 4.23/5

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freddyfoxtrot - August 31, 2010, 9:12 am
ahahah nice


MERRY CHRISTMAS! - I hope it's the right size.




COOL - She was country when country wasn't cool He was cool when cool wasn't country


TAGS: country music jazz cool
Rating: 3.71/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 9, 2012, 1:58 pm
Meh, the more I look at this, the more I think I should have worked on the image composition. How embarrassing!


IN MEMORY OF MY WIFE -


TAGS: her hand is set in a perm c and my accountant ts says that i am screwed so i am stuck for the rest of my life
Rating: 3.35/5

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Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 1:36 pm
hahahahahaha. this made me laugh
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:17 pm
Beautiful!!!


ACCOUNTABILITY - Mr. President, isn't it about time to man up and take responsibility for the epic disaster you're creating?


TAGS: obama accountability responsibility
Rating: 2.87/5

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WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:55 am
Regardless of all the attacks she's taken (fair or unfair) she did clean up the corruption in her own party in AK as Gov. That's an admirable task that very few politicians have the courage to attempt.
Silcas - September 16, 2009, 7:13 pm
Makes me hope Palin goes for it in 2012. At least she tries to do the right thing and not push for constituents that work to get her into office.
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 8:37 am
There hasn't been reason and accountability in the White House since 1939. Deal with it. And make me a sandwich. No mayo.
WTFO - July 15, 2009, 2:23 am
TS, you can keep wishing for it but it'll never happen. There is no responsibility or accountability in D.C. right now.


unexpected encounter at a formal dinner -




NEW OFFER: - Drive Thru Fly Away


TAGS: mary jane is on the counter marijuana restaurant mc donald s
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by forseti

Me_ - April 15, 2010, 3:13 pm
would be better if it was over a billion baked


SOUTH AMERICA - You're both retarded.


TAGS: south america europe country continent
Rating: 2.1/5

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sunshine42 - July 12, 2010, 9:07 am
he called THEM retarded xD Oh they irony!
reow - June 20, 2008, 12:28 pm
LOL PWNT


MORON - You are one; that's Australia and Hawaii is a State, not a country.


TAGS: moron australia hawaii state country
Rating: 1.74/5

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Ivanna B. Anonymous. - November 2, 2008, 1:13 pm
not to mention that Inuits are Alaskan, not Hawaiian.
biggy titty - October 26, 2008, 9:21 pm
whoever posted original must have been elementary school dropout
Captain Douchebag - July 13, 2008, 1:05 am
Ah..Too many Captains..We need Admirals...Yeah..
V_V - July 13, 2008, 12:27 am
Sorry D. I Meant Captain Obvious. V_V Forgive me, I forgot to elaborate, and Confused a hapless bystander. *Shame.*
Captain Douchebag - July 12, 2008, 9:41 pm
Not binded. Bound. Sorry. Won't happen again.
Captain Douchebag - July 12, 2008, 9:40 pm
..When was I gagged and binded..?
V_V - July 12, 2008, 9:38 pm
This was so Obviously Baited we had to gag & bind the good Captain to keep it quiet... Thank You, Special K, for taking the bait.
Yay for Humorless Dipshits - July 4, 2008, 11:47 am
HAH! Another rat ate the poisoned bait!


ONE ROUND -


TAGS: knock out down count cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

SamanthaNufer - June 22, 2011, 9:07 pm
to the beat our hearts you look so energy
LonerWolfman - November 7, 2010, 2:59 pm
would like to see more "athletic" gals


NUMBERS -


TAGS: can you count
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

spacedog - June 14, 2011, 6:58 pm
LOL!


THIS OLD HOUSE -


TAGS: house decrepid dream country
Rating: 4.4/5

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5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 9:24 pm
So who has the Chrysler that sits about 20?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:04 pm
Tin roof, rusted


MODERATORS -


TAGS: does ripped off and paraphrased count
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

rerun - March 16, 2011, 8:37 pm

missed this one, excellent
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:36 pm
Chicken? I suppose if you shave off the fur


I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC - No better way to say it.


TAGS: country music
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by B. Kel.

Nasty N8 - January 4, 2009, 12:54 pm
The only thing he loves more than country music is having sex with his sister.
Cali - November 3, 2008, 11:23 pm
BAH!!! i get it. :D
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 4:33 pm
Win.


T'INTERNET - the place where you can find the most 'interesting' people like 'cornflakes shaped like countries' collectors




SCHOOL - It helps you count to 2 !!




GUILTY ON ONE COUNT - I don't think that means what I think it means...




Not your country -


TAGS: not your country
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Kyleq

tehsupercheez - May 24, 2009, 11:07 pm
yeah i put a copyrighted song in a video and they said it wasn't veiwable in some countries so i checked the list of countries and it said basically every country on earth. i will never remove the vid though.
albax - October 16, 2008, 6:56 am
that´s a standard procedure @ youtube but only for movies and music and not from the government but for example from the music labels
Dylan - April 25, 2008, 3:43 pm
Government Internet censorship: Who says we don't have it?


EPIC FAIL - Because someone can't do simple math.




STUPID COUNTRY CONTINENT MIXUPS - Now your just doing it on purpose


TAGS: stupidmixupcountrycontinent
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by Raptor

Brian - June 24, 2008, 1:12 pm
it was always on purpose


THE SHOCKER -


TAGS: shocks the country
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by seventhprophet

Charles - November 15, 2008, 9:19 pm
But it's wayyyy funnier out of context!
Charles - November 15, 2008, 9:19 pm
Just saw this on M[c]S - the others are the Arizona State Track team gesturing a pitchfork. http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/11/images/20081112_d-0077-5-515h.html
Johnny - November 15, 2008, 10:59 am
I wonder... do you think the person taking the picture got all of them to do the "Shocker" by lying about what it means, or do you think everyone there really knows they are saying "Two in the pink, one in the stink"


EUROPE - Not a country. It's a continent.


TAGS: europe countries country continent mocking incorrect
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Steve

Captain Whitey - May 14, 2008, 1:17 am
The joke - you ruined it! Exit the Internet, Mellie.
Mellie - May 8, 2008, 11:19 pm
Geography - study it! That's South America.


COUNTING - you fail at it


TAGS: counting
Rating: 1.63/5

More motifakes by bronco



NOT AN COUNT? - The shame daughter can bring to her family.


TAGS: count
Rating: 1.54/5

More motifakes by akh

LogicDude - October 22, 2008, 12:35 pm
He forgot to put his name at the end: "John Patterson, Sr."


GREAT - A Tunnel !




Respect Your Elders -


TAGS: senior discount not valid here
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:32 am
Well thank you little, really appreciate the 5L!
chickenlittle - August 24, 2013, 11:30 am
that's hilarious, very nice! 5L's


Fire Over Afghanistan -




Accountability -


TAGS: accountability bierce
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

GaryO - May 4, 2013, 9:07 am
like it 5L


five -




Counting Sheep -


TAGS: sheep falling flying counting shaun
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:22 am
Well thanks Olds...and I want my hill back...teehee.
Oldsod - November 13, 2013, 8:07 pm
Oh...if only you could have gotten the Welsh accent in there...5 baaaaSPLATS!
MissPriss - November 13, 2013, 10:57 am
But Mr. Gary, it's Shaun The Sheep! To others it may be considered insanity, for me, my creations are the only ounce of sanity I have left...teehee. Thanks for the 5's!
GaryO - November 12, 2013, 10:27 pm
Missy. You lied. Yer not slowing down. 5 lambs


Bizarre Trivia -


TAGS: sex and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.


Misspellings -




Plus Buttons Pfffft -


TAGS: mad offers sophisticated senior discounts
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Greeny

ughomer - July 5, 2013, 11:04 pm
Typical Greeny genius. 5L for this bugger.
lgvernon - July 5, 2013, 11:00 pm

Or not, but maybe~~5L


GOLDEN RULE -


TAGS: without the accountability to homicide
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:45 pm
I think I just said that.
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 11:41 pm
Just remember...they have to catch you first! 5 poodles
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:24 pm
5L
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:24 pm
3rd base!
Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:20 pm
Do unto others as you would have them not know they were done they were done unto by thee.


MOTHERS -




IN HIS POWER -


TAGS: count redracurun
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2011, 12:50 am
It's from the bible, Leviticus 2 verse 11 (or it might be a Sean original).......
Sean - October 11, 2011, 11:38 pm
"I don't always masterbate, but when I do, I think of your mother." Who said that? I mean originally ... as in by leaving it as a message on my voicemail. Any ideas? How about you ... dun dun dunnnnn ... rerun?
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 10:48 pm

.....epic p'ownage!
Feasibly - October 11, 2011, 8:34 pm
Nice to see him covering the chicken 5kins.


Fall Semester -


TAGS: woodland education adapting the count
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Thedge

GaryO - October 17, 2014, 8:30 am
Like


country clubs -


TAGS: golf country club sexist elitist bigot
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2013, 1:27 am
Sweet irony.
EmilioDumphque - October 28, 2013, 6:22 pm
On the golf course, they dress like Filipinos.


War and Peace -


TAGS: peace for the people war for the rulers of countries
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - June 28, 2013, 12:46 am
Thank you. Its an honor coming from you.
Airman - June 27, 2013, 11:51 pm
nicely done
motifayk - June 27, 2013, 8:17 am
Oh! Good to know you feel like that.
forseti - June 27, 2013, 1:40 am
timeless ma5terpiece!
motifayk - June 26, 2013, 10:59 am
Done
falloutghoul - June 26, 2013, 8:47 am
Send this to MilitaryLulz.


SILVER IN THE HAIR -


TAGS: count your blessings
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:56 pm
you forgot the crap in your pants.


UPGRADES -


TAGS: purchasing expenses accounting promotion management
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 8:24 am
Amen. 5L You are definitely on a roll, Aggy. I think it's a kaiser.


THE MOMENT YOU FIND OUT: - that blocking facebook accounts from posting anything doesn't really work




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